Love Is In The Air…

In humor on February 3, 2012 at 4:00 am

Love is universal. It knows no gender,age,color or boundaries. In short,love is for everyone. But since it’s Valentine’s season,what better time to talk about love and romance. Just like a virus,it’s airborne. Inhale…Exhale… You sneeze and cough love. It can get so bad that you can become a carrier and spreads it to objects (take note: plural form!) πŸ™‚ of your affection (Oh,quit being a player,duh!)
Old school love starts with courtship. Yeah,love letters,flowers and chocolates,professing your undying love. Now,with just a few key presses away and a couple of pick-up lines,you can be in a relationship. “Hi,I’m Aileen,what’s yours? Oh,you love me? Happy Minutesary then!” πŸ˜€ That fast huh! You’ve survived that whirlwind,dizzying stage,guy proposes to girl with a ring on hand, (got a piston ring,which I polish everyday to make it shiny) ;p
Engagement period. Reality check: Do you want him or her to become your bitter err better half? Check for cold feet too. πŸ™‚ Then the third stage. Just a headstart,this isn’t for the faint of heart,only professionals do this. πŸ˜€ Marriage. The vow of all vows. Making a promise,you can’t keep,hehe πŸ˜€ First to third year: the honeymooners. Blissful and like a bed of roses. Bouquet of roses,a Hallmark card and a box of chocolates for every special occasion. The wife talks,the husband listens attentively. Nice! Fourth to sixth year: Still ideal with just minor arguments along the way,the beauty of kiss and make-up after a fight. Husband talks and the wife listens,while clutching onto her bouquet of roses and her box of chocolates. Now,the 7-year itch! (yes,there’s such a thing folks!) Are we still on the subject of love,romance and marriage or the Cold War? Now,husband and wife talk,both at the same time and the neighbors listen! πŸ˜€ And instead of a bouquet of roses,he sends her a wreath with a note saying “My deepest sympathy….to MYSELF!” πŸ˜€ Not to be outdone,wife prepares a comeback,sending him a card,not a Hallmark now but a delinquent supplementary credit card,complete with demand notice! πŸ™‚

True,we’re swamped with stories of unsuccessful marriages and relationships,this doesn’t seem to dampen the Valentine spirit. As the old adage says, “It’s better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.” Once bitten and twice shy? No way! Love is what makes this crazy world go round!


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